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What is Tough Guy?
It is the original survival ordeal. The worlds safest most dangerous test of physical and mental endurance,
designed to
take you beyond your limits on torture rack obstacles known as The
Killing Fields, following a wild terrain warm up. It is held annually on the last Sunday in January and
July and now October. Tough Guy is growing in popularity. January is over subscribed and overcrowded. The course is perfected with over £3 millions spent on safety and frolicks.
2008 Events announced for July 27th The Iron Fist, October 26th
Screwball T.H.U.G, Next winter is Guy Gorilla January 32nd 2009(shhh
dont mention the F word 01.02.09).
If we do find more space for more
charity events we will announce!
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The safest most dangerous taste of
physical and mental endurance pain in the world.
How far it is?
For what you are about to receive –
give thanks.
Assembly at 10.15. By 10.40 we plan to
have 10 hostages jailed in our pillory stocks with their pants around
their ankles with their Willy or Woolly exposed to the rotten egg
ridicule bomb squad.
At 11 o’clock ish Tough Guy™ Squad will
launch their fearsome assault on the wannabees who are pondering their
fate in the Front Squad Wisitors below the Trample Hill, closely
followed by Gweens, Wetnecks and Wobblemuckers, Wobble-Wisitors,
Ghoons, Dickheads, Late Buggers, Bollox to ya
Ghoons, Dickheads and Late Buggers will
be scared of moving until told (because of the fearsome blood dripping
from willy and woolly wearers in the stocks inmates of Bollx t’ You
Squad).
A crocodile kiddies jog of less than a
mile brings you to the first assault clamber of Brasher/Disley Toll
Log Flume, blood should now be flowing from a thousand legs as you hit
the 7 foot Nettle Bracken Maze emerging 400 yards deeper to meet the
original Slalom of 12 descents and scrambles of a 45˚ hillside of 2
metre high Nettle Bracken for ¾ of a mile.
In January we have planed to preced this with a Skywalk Jog preview
around the Killing Feilds for an extra 2 an a bit miles.
All contestants by now will be cursing
Mr Mouse for the itch and scratch blood soaked legs covered in horse
flies and desperately slugging water from the first drinks station
before Bear Wood. The Beasts within will be cutlassed drawn to induce
you to crawl the 500 yards of Tough Guy™ undergrowth. Your pains are
by now screaming at you to get out of there. For relief lies 200
yards ahead at the Gurkha Grand National where soothing leech ponds
will smafe the further cargo net ground crawls for 400 yards of crawl
and ditch.
Turning at the Technospanner Legover
the mighty Tiger will loom before you. Here you have the choice of
falling from whatever height you choose (sorry, the cattle stunning
hidden electric wires will herald your dropping off point).
So 400 yards from the Gurkha passing
the Tiger you meet your next Thirst Stop.
Do take a drink because the next water
you meet will be flambéed. Just 300 yards through Colditz (more
bruises) and Behemoth Tree Top Ropes (50 yards of agony fear clamber)
scrawl scream or just plain white faced fear.
You have just commenced the Killing
Fields in Death Valley.
20 yards off the Behemoth is the Battle
of the Somme.
We all marvel at Grandad’s heroics (no
one’s grandma went to the trenches) so we built a re enactment, only
100 metres but jammed pack with fire, brimstone, deep ditches, barbed
wire entrapments (just so you know a little of the Somme and the Fiery
Holes). You can escape only through a tunnel of tyres crawling agony
to ripple your knees, 100 yards further you come to hit the Swamp, our
original 22 year muck and mulch to suck smiles from sallow cheeks and
shoes off your feet to disappear forever, all 100 yards of it then
over the fence into No Man’s Land 300 yards dash to enter the Vietcong
Tunnels. This is fear underground.
In Saigon, the Vietcong dug tunnels
beneath the American camps and came up at night to slit a few throats
whilst they slept. In our tunnels there is the smell of the grave
where the worms and maggots reign supreme especially that if in the
darkness you choose the wrong tunnel and find yourself in a dead end.
The only way out is back where you came but there are 10 behind you
and two of them are screaming with fear of claustrophobia. If the
screams reach 200 decibels we open the escape hatches which are big
enough for a 6 stone woman to squeeze through. It is amazing how fear
gets the weight off!!!
I daren’t tell you how far it is to get
through those dark and dangerous tunnels especially if your knees are
pouring with blood.
As you emerge, there is a bevy of
cadets, learning to Bomb,Aaim with flour and treacle bombs to rain
down upon you.
Get out of that area quickly. 100
yards further on you cross the bulrushes to the fearsome Sky Walk.
Here you have 3 choices of Climbing,
Crossing and Clamber.
1) Tried and tested where
there is a catch net 12 foot below (if you should slip) a cargo net
descent or a monkey scrawl rope over the pool.
2) The New Blue, a scrabble
over rooftops to descend by tree slither.
3) Sky Walk forty feet up
on a plank of wood with a catch net below and a descent by Tree High Stair
Diving.
We have First Response paramedics with
a fireman’s Telehandler to get you down if your blood freezes over.
The welcome sight below is a drinks
station (champagne some call it), to your right is the Field
Hospital. To your left is the Slosh Pool (your choice).
So you are now travelling the 400 yards
to the Chicane, a series of ‘get me used to it’ ducks, poles across
the water to prepare you for the Underwater Cavern experience. The
tricky bit is the Fear feel forwaard crowds to your left crowds to
your right, crowds behind yours not to wonder why do it or die. Just
keep moving forward arm outstretched to touch the rubber hand of a
Rescue Diver with assurance that if you do gulp in a bellyful of this
muddy stream and collapse to the bottom our Gregarious Guards Divers
will get you out (we haven’t lost one yet).
Once triumphant (Triumph and Disaster
are both impostors, treat them equally said Rudyard 1921), you leave the now freezing
water and face the Brandenburg Gate.
This is a straight up cargo netting
climb creep over the top and descend carefully by abseil or cargo
netting. We do get a few fallers from this 41 foot monster but the
straw below is quite thick landing.
100 yards further, having lost the
burning in your throat, you climb above the lake to take the Titanic
Scream Jump to the lake below. Do not dive, the blood will bring a
shoal of pike to feed.
Swim/wade as directed by the eager Fire
Cadet marshals to the Iron Bull Log Store where you are issued your
prize to carry around the lake floating atop the water with a bit of
string attached to your ears you are tasked to nose pushit 200 metres around the lake where you must
carry your iron bull log and deposit it back in the store. If you
leave it in the water the Young Firefighters Brigade have ‘Practice
fire hoses’ to knock you back into the water to retrieve it.
In January we will replace the barrel bridge with the Dragon raft
experience to give ya a body warm up and a dead leg tracle mine.
Clamber out and jog 200 yards to Dan’s
Deceiver. The name says expect something tasty as a prelude to
crossing the Dragon. This, although being hilarious, is great for
taking the skin off your fingers and your ankles with rope burns (say
no more) Coming soon a zip wire fast decent like a skittle
alley lose a leg or knock a head off.
Your next Drinks Station is a Godsend,
here served by Explorer Scouts.
For 20 more yards away you enter the
Somme walkways. Just pick up an account of the Somme and read about
the young lads who fell from these walkboards and sank into the mire,
no one could help without getting sucked in with them. (Today
thousands of bodies are beneath the sod. 600 thousand died at the
Somme in July 1916) We remember with thanks and admiration.
You then crawl beneath the barbed wire
of the Stalag Escape, only 50 yards together with the Planks.
By now you are thankful as you know
that after 150 yards of tyre trekking and a 200 yard jog you will
cross the flesh tearing Anaconda to receive a jelly baby shoved into
your mouth with a latex gloved hand.
You then can see the finish but
unfortunately the West Brom Fire Cadets shove a ribbon around your
neck to signify your passing as they flog you on to go and do another
circuit of the water assault obstacles except the Iron Bull Log which
is replaced by joining a Dragon Raft for your traverse of the Lake.
In January the West Brom Fire Cadets force you to endure the Viagra
Falls, a burn arse rubber chute aided by the practice fire hose
slipping you treatfully into a sponge pond.
Two or maybe three goes cleanses and defeats everyone to arrive at the
finish line blue hypothermic but pristine alive to receive a heavy
horse brass award
You then return an hour later battered,
bruised, bleeding, screaming for mercy to these grinning squelchy
fiends who in the Devil’s clothing of the Fire Brigade, force you with
hoses to take a small trip down the Viagra Slide to a barrel of
spongey water then you may proceed the 300 yards Hill Climb to the
Finish – and a nice cup of hot tea with a horse brass around your
neck, hugged and kissed.
You are a Tough Guy™!
Beyond this is the 100 horse shower
where you must leave the mud behind because we realised that
competitors were actually stealing the farm piece by piece with body
caked mud.
How far was it?
Breaking News……Visionary
News……Illuminating News
Many men have had a vision of the past
and spent their lives in mundane pursuit of preaching to assemblies of
most times eager listeners. (Enoch Powell probably the greatest
academic mind who gave himself in later life to serve his King and
Country as a Parliamentarian. Attempting to hold English values to
England for English people, he was misquoted and his visions, many
years before his time, were used by Thatcher and subsequent
Governments in their leap forward).
Visionaries are seldom young because it
is only the wisdom of age that can give the mind, Sage qualities.
The preacher with his power of good
that is extolled is oft times drowned by hecklers and adversaries,
whose passion is to kill the icon. The Devil works on sweet tunes to
the adversaries.
God works in mysterious ways to give
goodness its opportunity.
Many people today are in hopeless
despair that Anarchy and Evil are swamping the lives of the Goodness
People, so much that 200,000 have emigrated in 2006. Disgusted that
the values of our life have been washed away by bureaucrats from
Brussels and Parliament who are convinced that they must invent 10 new
laws before breakfast to disturb/repair that which didn’t need fixing
in our lives.
The police have resigned from their
time honoured duties, the RSPCA have abandoned the animals ‘en masse’,
all of them bowed by bureaucracy, controlled by their pay packet job.
So will the emigrants find a new
world? Or will they go on wandering like the lost tribes of ancient
mythology? Other countries do not welcome strangers who no doubt will
try to alter their culture.
What about the elderly and vulnerable
left behind?
In the wars between 1914 and 1945 men
sang ‘There’s no place like home, Boy. There’s no place like home’.
Thus I believe that strong communities
like Tough Guy™ can break and make a difference to the way forward,
out of the mire and into the great world of a better place to live in
honour of those who gave their lives in wars past, the elderly who
love their country and our next generations whom we owe a debt to make
good.
Avoiding Death
No one can avoid death of your human
body.
The universe is vast and will never
reject a noble spirit. The body and the spirit are joined together in
this wonderful world that we all strive to love and enjoy.
Death is fate, your ticket is booked.
By meditation, you can find the platform your ticket leaves from, but
you first have to find the platform where your meditation begins!
(Read Tough Guy Mantra below).
Select any word from Tough Guy™ speak.
Use it to steel up your willpower to straighten all bends in life’s
journey.
Each day grant yourself 20 minutes of
peace.
Lie on a hard floor, your bended arm is
your pillow.
Your knees perpendicular to your ass.
Your feet resting on a chair for
convenience.
Darken the room – cut all sounds to
silence.
Close your eyes and gaze at the
disappearing white dot.
Think from your toes of each bone in
singular passing up through your body to the very tips of your
fingers.
At each bone repeat your mantra word.
As the 20 minutes pass, you will awake
resplendent and refreshed.
After 2 weeks of practice you will
adopt this magical 20 minutes each day, you won’t need a clock.
So live your life to the full, do what
you enjoy, push your body and spirit to the limits and beyond. You
will survive, if you don’t your platform has arrived.
Mr Mouse has in his wonderful life been
to Hell and back a number of times. He once held hands with the Devil
for 5 years (by golly, it was hot with all the Devil’s enjoyable
goodies). He has looked Death in the face and beat the life out of
the bastard on several exciting trips.
But he is here today telling you these
wisdomic stories.
Tough Guy™, you have a mission.
To enter you have to sign that you
deliberate your mind and body to withstand any physical and mental
pain barrier which Tough Guy™ imposes.
Tough Guy™ has a mission to batter your
physical ability to the very shreds of your endurance.
To take you to the knife edge of death
and as you balance on the pinnacle you can see the vision of that
better world in Heaven. But ‘Wait On’ shouts one of God’s consorts.
‘You are too early, you are not yet reserved your platform ticket. Go
back to the world, enjoy and multiply the goodness’.
We here at Tough Guy™ recognise this
trip you are teetering on, we grab ya, smack some life back into your
bloodstream with a bit of roughage.
You awake and find yourself a blooded
Tough Guy™. You have commenced your learning that Tough Guy™ has a
mission to make the world a better place for our own kids and the kids
around us. For one day we all will be old, frail and grateful, that
we taught the young people the love of honouring their elders.
Comparing Costs of Entry Fees
There is no comparison with Tough Guy™
High Standards
Tens of thousands of restaurants
together with tens of thousands of hotels with restaurants compete
daily for high standards.
Each also measures to a price per
service to reflect their efficiency and deliverance.
Rick Stein in Padstow is an experience
of very high standard and is pretty permanently booked at an average
£100 per meal.
Raymond Blanc, Le Manoir, Oxfordshire
is an iconoclastic experience and ‘deux chevaux’ gastronomic
enjoyment. The cost is immaterial for this unique class of food.
Don’t go there if you are on a budget.
Tens of thousands of Running, Xtreme
venture, Triathlon events etc compete for high standards and
competitors costs are from the drop of a hat run around the track £5,
to £145.00 for a swim, bike, run around London.
Only one Tough Guy™ event in the whole
world offers you an unforgettable experience in the Safest most
Dangerous Mental and physical pain endurance feat.
The cost of this experience is a gift
for such wealth that you acquire from the experience.
In the words of a South African visitor
Penny Godfrey:- 'As I and my partner hand in hand approached the
finish line the emotions that ran through my body was incredible, I
couldn't help but cry.
Afterwards, I was on such a high - no
drug could ever provide what I was feeling naturally! It was like for
the first time in my life every single cell in my body had woken up!
It's only when you break out of the mould you've created for yourself
and extend beyond what you think you can do, that you realise you are
capable of anything. Now I know for sure that I have the mind power
and physical strength to do anything I want, I will no longer sweat
the small stuff'.
Philosophy of Tough Guy™
Tough Guy™ is you looking at yourself.
How you always wanted to be
How you were, how you are
How you will be…be…be.
New for January 2009 SKY WALK
BRIDGES
These will enable the countryside
horror route to be extended by 3 miles before hitting the Killing
Fields.
Remembrance with joy
As we surface from our pods where we
have flopped out our exhaustion, follow my 2007 mighty step forward
our eyes are gazing at the scene of beauty in Death Valley.
The sounds of your fun and fear are
still ringing around as the horses graze the tasty nibbles of fresh
shoots.
Had Tough Guy™ been a week later the
gales of snow have only scratched us but certainly it is a wind chill
factor that would have crumbled the weak.
Even though it was sunny and warm on
Sunday 27th January there were still a lot of hypothermia
especially amongst the younger competitors and slower girls.
Training For Toughguy™?
Take the gypsy warning that hypothermia
does not take prisoners. Pneumonia and death are lurking in the
shivers of the unready.
Make it an essential part of your
training. Wear a hat, socks, gloves and willy warmer – covering the
extremities of your body where the warmth leaks out. You must carry a
rucksack with an extra layer or two in reserve.
We have lost 5 Tough Guy™s in extreme
training in less than 5 years!! Here at Tough Guy we have all safety
factors in place. Out there is high risk.
The Safest Most Dangerous Sport
Worldwide fame has arrived, you are
part of it.
Enjoy the adrenaline thrills, boast
with confidence that you were here and completed 90% of the course.
You have piddled up our fence and will come back to take up the
challenge.
Live TV
This is our next venture. Practise your extreme efforts as
professional Tough Guy™. Look good without glaring at the camera.
There is a 30 second delay whence a Producer decides to cut out the
Posers.
Cost of Entry Fee
Nothing in this world compares with the
mighty Tough Guy™ course. The building of it, the maintenance, the
rebuilding and creation elements can only be, because a permanent
construction staff are in paid jobs.
Summer Tougher Nettle Warrior XII
Twelve years ago the shout for a second
helping of Tough Guy™ grit, spit and shit in your eye brought the
brilliant idea of replacing ice freeze with Nettle Torture.
Secondly, the entry level has grown to
its new climax of being sold out
SO ENTER EARLY.
We do limit entry levels because greed of tens of thousands would ruin
the glory of Tough Guy™. Bottlenecks ain’t good.
The support staff medics, marshals,
divers, security are hard pressed and more would need more if we
accepted more entries.
New for
Winter Zip wire Descent, Coal Shuttle Descent, Stair and Straw
Diving descent from the new sky walks.
Behemoth Blarney Stone
The Behemoth is being reconstructed to greater levels of fear in the
air.
Vietcong Tunnels
A new screaming cavern of
blackness will be added to get lost in.
Sky Walks
New sky walks will be constructed to allow a pre tour of Tough Guy™
and add 3 miles of countryside terror.
Photos
Keep looking, the photos are going up
on screen. Yours will appear soon.
Herded Like maggots on a dirty sheep's bum who was
The Fly
that laid the pupa?
Sweetness of
2008
Magnificent - Vito Graffagnino first
home in 55 minutes – Magnifico
But Vito Beware James Appleton was neck
and neck until disaster struck and a wrong turn lost him the lead to
finish 44th having done nearly 3 laps.
January 2009 Battle of the Giants we invite these sad but spirited
front runners to duel it with Vito.
Tough Guy™ success is a marvellous
accolade for all.
Competitors from all over the world
flock to experience this phenomenal event taking place in the Valley
of Death and Beautiful Dreams at Old Perton.
The magnificent message of Tough Guy™
is now being spoken in thousands of cities, towns and homesteads
worldwide. Canada, USA, Brazil, Portugal, Europe, Asia, Aussie and
the Far East all would like to build a Tough Guy™ course to snake out
the message.
So during 2008 experts have gathered at HQ to consider the ways to
offer franchise licences to these other countries. Soon we will
announce the catalogue calendar and France is in line to be the first
venue together with Australia.
Tough Buddy website will offer the opportunity to meet and greet Tough
Guy™ enthusiasts around the globe to offer exchange visits.
Barabbas
Barabbas grinned as he was chosen for release whilst Jesus was
crucified.
Barabbas got the salt mines.
The deeper ya dig, you go blind and never come out.
Barabbas survived even that. He was a Tough Guy™.
Toughibuddy Feast of Friends.co.uk opens the window of success to even
Barabbas who would
certainly start in the squad from Hell, "Bollocks To You".
However, by joining Toughguy™ the rouges an robbers can find salvation
to create a
better society for our future generations. Remember Australia started
with convicts from England!
Tough Guy™ is a sort of stately salt mine where we drag the dregs of
society kicking and screaming
into the mainstream society. Some do take the window of opportunity,
losers get trampled by the good guys
Stair
Diving
The Bended Arm Challenge for
Toughest Guy™
Sunday 27th January 2008
We have erected 3 x 45o
angle stairways which are 40 feet high with space for over 20
contestants all at the same challenge time to follow Tough Guy™
Training instructions. To dive, Forward Curl Up Like A Hedgehog Roll,
Downwards and land in a big bucket of nice soft hay (NOT A SINGLE DIVE
WAS RECORDED!)
Who Will Try on October 26th 2008 or January 32nd 2009?
The Media of the World
ALL
of the best news agencies in the world are here to film and photo
YOU in action, in blood, in panic, in agony, in fear, in the shit,
in screaming hypothermia.
By reading this you have submitted that
your photo/pic can be splashed across the front page of any newspaper
in the world or on any breakfast TV station in each and every country.
We have desperate requests to franchise
Tough Guy™ to Germany, Italy, Japan (we own Tokyo anyway, we won it in
July 2007).
North America – Boston, California,
Denver
Canada – Alberta
South America – Brazil
Portugal – Pedro Gonzales (believe me)
Britain is the home of Tough Guy™ and
any World Series challenge will finalise here.
Tough Guy™ Sunday 32nd
January 2009 Entry
Fees
Jan 32nd you ask? we dare not mention the F word 01.02.08
Click HERE to read Brother
Toughigus wise words
We
have spent the year and a few hundred thousand Quids on refurbishing
and widening the obstacles to take an extra few hounoured competitors.
Corporate Donations
Tough Guy Limited is a commercial
company Chainganged to the VAT Master Race.
You could however join up to raise funds
for The Horse Sanctuary/School for Unfortunate Children charity no.
1102444.
You pledge to raise £1000 with an
upfront donation of £250.
This gets you into the Special Forces
team, an elite group of Guys and Goys who gain the whole world of Mr
Mouse Farm wrapped around them.
Have
You Got What It Takes To Be A member of
Toughguy™ Special Forces
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The War To End All Wars Draws Closer
Tough Guy™ is the place for nations to do
battle.
Ordinary, everyday Joes can show their national pride in being a Tough
Guy™ above all.
Tough Guy™ war has been declared on the American Armed Forces.
See Picture Link below News published in the American Forces official
newspaper of Stars and Stripes.
Tough Guy™ licked the Germans, the Japs and the Italians.
The odd Russian went home with his tail beneath his Cossack.
So now to the Battle Gauntlet for Yankees (Fort Bragg is missing the
challenge).
2008 Challenge was accepted by Air
Commandos who finished a respectable 44th overall position the
experience will bring them back with a stronger challenger for next
year if they learn stair diving and bootlace hanging. 2008 July Nettle
Warrior The Yankes represented by Jac Hammers average 6-68-52 each
finish the 44th. coincidence or is this the norm for Yanks
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then it is well worth taking out an annual policy.
We are told that you can take out insurance the day before, indeed on the
morning of the event by the magic of the Internet. This surely helps the
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Yohimbé – Translation
It is an ancient war cry of African tribes, in their effort to antagonise and strike fear into the enemy. Listen carefully to the Zulus as they overcome Rourke’s Drift. Yohimbé, translated says:‘My Dick’s bigger than yours’.
How else could a bunch of men in grass skirts beat Stanley Baker, Michael Caine, James Booth and that great team?
ESPN
The internationally
respected sports channel ESPN were at Tough Guy in January, CLICK
HERE to see their excellent coverage of Tough Guy. Whilst
ya in the surfing mood why not take a look at YouTube
where loads of Tough Guys have created some great home grown mini movies of
the event. For example take a look at a cracking movies created
and posted on YouTube
by Tough Guy Alex "Pricey" Price.
For the 1st time in 22 years of Tough Guy,
Mousa has created a 3rd event!! You heard it here first! Extreme Charity Event organised for all charities at Tough Guy. All charity fundraisers are invited to the world famous fields of Tough Guy on Sunday 26th October 2008 for a dedicated event.
This prestigious world popular Extreme World Survival Event celebrating 22 years now open
exclusively to charity fundraisers. So your bruises are going a
marvellous shade of yellow, your cuts are scabbing over nicely,
you might be able to salvage half your toe nails; inside you
have the satisfaction that you withstood the worst that Mousa
and his Mouse Squad could throw at ya...and you came close to
beating him and being able to call yourself a Tough Guy! So of
course you will sign up for Nettle Warrior and Winter Tough Guy
2008 - but is that enough to feed the appetite? Time to raise
some SERIOUS cash for good causes.
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Uber Nettle Stings - well its not
called "Tough Guy" for nothing. We cultivate Giant
Nettles especially for the Summer Tough Guy event, but due to
the exceptionally warm winter we are all enjoying they are back!
BONUS! We hear you cry all the tortures of
a Winter Tough Guy with the added pain thrill of a Summer Nettle
Warrior. You will be pleased to hear that this SummerCrop of Tough Guy strength Nettles are meaner, taller and packed with more groin girding venom
than ever before!
Why not get sponsored 50p per sting (willy specials @ 75p); if you are
not Tough enough then consider purchasing a Tough Guy Willy
Warmer which will also double up as body armour for your Crown
Jewels.
Win a special edition shirt for photo of most stung body.
See Skonie’s nettle advice...
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